Beth

why do people feel
the need to type entries like
this? are you trying

to be deep, do you
think you're writing some lyrics?
well, news flash, douchebag

pressing "enter" is
not exactly a sign of
intelligence, No.

Friday, April 20, 2007


yes, buying me a double diet coke and stoli vanilla WILL stop me from wanting to slap you
Current mood: content

so i'm sitting next to audrey at rick's, don't remember what we were talking about but I'm sure it was something deep like whose boobs looked good, and BAM ice all over audrey's back. So the girl who did it was all "ohhhh I'm so sorry" and we just let it go. Literally 5 minutes later BAM ENTIRE DRINK all over my back. Without hesitation I of course picked up a nearby drink (not mine, of course, I would never do this to my own drink) and poured it all over who I assumed was the culprit, but who I realized later was actually just someone standing next to the same bitch who spilled all over audrey 5 minutes earlier. It's ok though, the dude I threw a drink at didn't even say anything. So after some thought and discussion with Audge and Molly I decided the wise decision would be for us to kick this bitch's ass, but to wait until later on since we weren't ready to get kicked out quite yet. Well before we know it our waitress cought wind of the events that transpired and she got the bitch to buy me a drink! Unfortunately this was a thursday, where everything at rick's is $3, but don't worry, I at least asked the waitress to get me a double. Always good to know how intimidating I can be.

And then after ALL OF THAT happened, Andrea returned from the bathroom, which should give you an idea of how insanely busy it was there last night.

So from quality chatting at burgerama, to the almost fight at rick's, to being saved on the dancefloor by my loved ones, I'd say last night was one of my favorites. Minus the disaster that was my room today. Something about going to the bar not only makes my bed smell like smoke and liquor, but also apparently makes me throw all of my belongings all over the floor.
Currently listening:
So Much for the Afterglow
By Everclear
Release date: 07 October, 1997

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Beth




I don't even understand how it happens, it's like the bar night elves come into my room, empty out all my pockets and purses onto the floor, and maybe find a laundry basket or five and just hurricane the contents.

yes I just used "hurricane" as a verb, I assume you know what I mean.

Posted by Beth on Thursday, May 03, 2007 - 8:44 PM
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Never buy a car from Mike Riehl's on Gratiot, especially from Doug Bloom.

You know, unless you want to put $1000 into it within 3 months of getting it.